Have you ever received a 'strip-o-gram'?

Do not fear old girl, those were not permanent tattoos but temporary ones. A gentleman like myself can't be seen to be playing favourites with the ladies after all can one, the phrase all ones eggs in one basket springs to mind. No it was a simple mistake old girl I meant to have the the tattoos ed off at Lady Veronica's correctional house for boys before appearing in your boudoir, but was late for my appointment (most frustrating) Do forgive. What what. Tip top.